greetings and salutations. bannister slash is a little band from new jersey in the united states. america is kick ass. it's our government that sucks. that's ok: bannister slash sucks, too.
los bannistero slasho (as they are known in south america and south florida) takes great pride in raining on people's parades. bannister slash gets filthy drunk and plays way too fucking loud until one of them passes out, a good ole fashioned fistfight breaks out, or the cops bust up their good times. bannister slash will swarm on any motherfucker in a blue uniform.
bannister slash likes to play their lousy music in people's garages, hidden tourture chambers and filthy ass basements. if there's beer and chicks, bannister slash will be there. bannister slash has been known to "perform" at inaugural galas, pajama parties, party palaces, satanic rituals and whorehouses. no one likes bannister slash. they are their own biggest fans.
bannister slash's drummer once punched the singer in the face for trying to give it to his girl doggystyle in high school. he got over it and the band was formed in 1990. this was a long time ago. hair bands, wine coolers and mullets were popular. new jersey invented them all.
bannister slash summons their good pal satan to come to their gigs for moral support. if you're not down with beelzebub (a.k.a. 'chief lieutenant of lucifer,' 'the emperor of hell'), you won't like bannister slash. and they won't like you. this includes you, citizens of south dakota.
bannister slash likes writing songs about fat kids, retards, drinking, high-rise fires, cockroaches, stupid presidents, eating brains, bad teeth, terrorists, and having non-committal sex with swingers they meet on myspace.
if bannister slash likes you, they'll write a song about you. and it will rock. or suck. this, of course, will depend on how much hearing loss you've endured in your life.
so, steal their shitty songs and tell your friends how fucking terrible they are. bannister slash likes that shit. horns-up, you rotten motherfuckers.
got something else on your mind, numbnuts? hit bannister slash up here, or email them at: bannister slash
oh, wait. check this out, bitches: watch bannister slash's video for "they creep up on you." it's a song about motherfucking bugs. there's fire, an old man dying and crickets and shit. it's the dumbest fucking thing you'll ever see, but why not kill three minutes and 18 seconds on a video about mother fucking bugs?:
