Ayreon

Ayreon is pretty much the greatest band ever in the universe. Ayreon once entertained the famous Queen Isabella of Spain. She was so thrilled that she called off a war she'd had planned on the French, saving millions of lives. Ayreon is the reason that love exists. While God created the world, he was listening to Ayreon. Ayreon was responsible for ending the holocaust. There have been several documented cases of spontaneous Ayreon-induced healing in southern Brazil. Listening to every Ayreon album in a row cures cancer. Arjen Anthony Lucassen can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes. His breath smells so good it lures in hapless rodents which he then eats.



This is only a fanpage, not the real Arjen Anthony Lucassen. The official Ayreon myspace can be found at http://www.myspace.com/ayreonauts