AntiBioticS

We are the phantoms of the night. We shop late at 24 hour supermarkets for nothing. We'll eat your pets food that you leave outside. We traumatize elderly people and their in-home nurses. We'll flake on you when you want us to pick you up. We are the ones who talk in the movie theater. We are like gnomes, we'll steal your car keys, your loose change, and your hair piece. We tag our names in the snow with our urine. We'll make you step in dog shit. We'll trip buss boys who just cleared a table at a busy restaurant. We put toast, pancakes, and waffles on a ridiculously large slabs of butter. We'll tell your children that the north star is actually a UFO that is coming to get them. We have huge balls. Sharks are our hench men. We scared little Miss Tuffet. When you tell us to clean up our rooms we'll fart in your face. We steal strangers french fries. We call our dicks Dr. Jeckyll because they Hide. We are boycotting every department store because we want Chess King back. When we die we want Eddie Murphy's song "Party All the Time" blaring at our wakes. We have diarrhea parties to ring in the new year. We chew cud. We pour gasoline on your birthday cake and dare you to light the candles. We like to play house with your mom while your dad, the social services agent, and the mailman aren't around. We'll arm wrestle your grandfather who suffers from osteoporosis. We'll make your gums bleed by using telekinesis.



And if you having any form of braindamage and you would like us to perform at your gig hit us up and will hit you back with avengence.



Where in the hell is Plastic-Man and Hula Hula when you need them