The Reverend All Things Shiny

I am an anesthesiologists. I numb peoples feelings with music. I create homes for the homeless and dreams for the dreamless. I program identity's and erase minds. I am not God, but play it sometimes. I also sometimes singlehandedly save American primetime television. If you know me, you know what i mean. I rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease, and like diamonds. I live with four hot guys on the top of the world. Sometimes girls come over. I am a firm believer in being prepared for the worst, so i have a house in Idaho with a bomb shelter chock full o guns, food, and friends. Dont ask me for anything and youll get plenty. Bother me, you get nothing. I love everyone and everything is always happy and perfect. Thank you for wasting your time and reading this. xoxo.