Ainslie Henderson

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I was not always like this. I don't know when it started. When I was a kid my mother made me wear a pair of leather school shoes with pointed toes, I hated them. They were an embarrassment, all the other kids had trainers. I remember trying to explain to my mum that the shoes were too 'posh'. She wouldn't listen, so one day on my way home from school I took them off and threw them into the river. I told my mum they had been stolen. She spanked my arse.