You Me And Them Club

Created as a result of scientific experiments on things which are truly amazing, TOTAL EMERGENCY! formed into the most chronically loud and incredible band anyone had ever seen in their lives. Rather than write their songs, they prefer to have them beamed into their heads by their alien counterparts on Mars, who have since their creation been using TOTAL EMERGENCY! as a means spreading the band's enlightenment upon the humans of planet Earth. TOTAL EMERGENCY! are also renowned for their ability to make women in their crowds pregnant by simply watching them perform, as well as the uncontrollable frenzy which takes crowds over as they hear TOTAL EMERGENCY!'S best tunes, resulting in the riots, fights, injuries and even criminal charges brought about by the band causing what gives them their name - TOTAL EMERGENCY!