Yetiface

WHO THE &*% IS JELLY BLEEGINS?



In order to tell the tale of the notorious raunch-star MC Jelly Bleegins we must first look into the place he calls homeBleeginsville, Alabama Canada.



Bleeginsville was not always called Bleeginsville. Its original name was actually "Fagdad". It got its name because alot of peoples fathers smoked alot and would die of cancer at quite young ages. Deep in the slums of Bleeginsville there lies a money hungry blarghster called Ernie. He owned the entire city including all its banks, stores, gangs, including the police force. Ernie also owns a genetics testing laboratory and his right hand man is the brains behind it. His name was Bleebop Steinbeck.



Yetiface came to be when his mother, Claire Bleegins went wandering into the woods to pick some squash-piles and pickled fartskins. SHe encountered a giant sasquatch on her outing and fell in love instantly. Well, after the meeting the two were in-seperable. Claire noticed soon after that her belly begin to bloat. And when I say bloat i mean BLOAT. She writhed for weeks in eternal agony until the final day, when her lil belly exploded due to the mass of the spawning from the atrocious infant within her womb. Thus, a premature half human-half Yeti named Jelly came to be. After a couple of years, the community started speaking of Yeti spottings in the forest. They would witness a giant ape like creature walking with its young infant child and human bride. People often thought that it was Claire Bleegins, because she had been missing for so long.



Ernie ordered some hench men and scientists to investigate the spottings further to see if there was any truth to this cross-breeding. He knew that if he could capture the youngster alive he could figure out the secret to cloning humans with other animals to create a giant army of massive mutants. However, the search party mistook his mother for a Walrus and they opened fire, killing both of Jelly's parents and leaving him an orphan in the wild. Luckily he had escaped through a bog trench. A week or so after the incident he was discovered in the woods in a fuck shack by Wild Willy and the Sandcrab Monopoly, a group of renegades who left the semi civilized world of Bleeginsville to cook burritos and fondle clamtraps in the forest.



.Soon it was time for Jelly to set out as a young teenage Yetiface. He set off into the suburbs of Bleeginsville to try and make a life for himself and find out the truth about what had happened to his parents. His first experience in society led him to meet his arch enemies Ernie the Blarghster and Bleebop Steinbeck, or as they were now called, The Skiddy Lipped Pedestrian Syndrome. He learned about experiments they had been doing which involved cloning animals with humans and a small army of clones was already in existence. Jelly retreated back to the Sandcrab Monopoly and vowed revenge on his life long enemies. After the town of Fagdad had learned the story of Jelly and his parents, they all decided to change the name to Bleeginsville.



While he was in the suburbs of Bleeginsville, he managed to steal a microphone from the dollar store and a bunch of rusted and ruptured musical instruments and recording equipment. Since then he has remained seldom seen except at concerts or rare spottings. All we know to this day is he makes the sickest, most vile music on the planet which has been given credit, and even won awards in which have only been claimed by the Monopoly of Sandcrabs and Wild Willy himself. Occasional spottings in Bleeginsville and apparent battles between the two forces is all we know to this point, unless of course you get the next album to see what they have been up to.



The Blargh Album (2004) won best "Tardcore" demo of the year and all time. His Greatest Shits album has went platinum 10 times over. All we know for sure is that the legacy of MC Jelly Bleegins is astonishing, and we keep learning new clues about him every day. Please download the songs available for you and dont forget to check out the visual atrocities on YOUTUBE.new ones will be uploaded every once in awhile. If you find a leather sticker, I need one. Thanks PUKE FUCKERS!!



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