RAGU

MAN I'M ME, AND THAT'S ALL I CAN BE "RAGU SO DAMN SAUCEY". I PUT THIS AGREEMENT TOGETHER TO LET EVERYBODY KNOW A LIL BIT ABOUT ME. I CALL IT THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of__________, 2009, by_______________________ , between __________________ and _________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is VERY good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 8 PM--we really don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted--money is always good. 8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with benefits" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. NOW THAT U ALL KNOW A LIL ABOUT ME. LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK!!!!!! I THINK IM THE PERFECT GUY.



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