The Dirty Blondes

The Dirty Blondes-

I'm Not Sorry

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© 2008



10 Songs+info sheet

30 MB Mono Americano Records

The Dirty Blondes combined age is exactly 100 years. They look good for their age.The Dirty Blondes rhythm section is used to set metronomes in the 48 contiguous United States. Hawaii cannot afford the price and Alaska has no desirable resources to trade for this service.In times of crisis, two of the most powerful nations have the ability to call upon the Dirty Blondes for help. If those two nations were to clash, The Blondes would be required by the arrangements of an ancient truce to destory both nations. As long the Blondes survive there will never be a war between the USA and Denmark.



Ran, vocalist for The Dirty Blondes, is more than a wicked awesome singing voice- he is also the 2nd most requested hostage negotiator for the Springfield Police Department, just after local feel good rockers Someone Still Loves You Boris Yetsin.God reached his hand down from the sky, and God asked Timmy if he wanted to die- he said, "No, sir." So we're packing our things and we're building a boat; we're gonna create a new master race because we're so pure. Oh, we're so pure.The 'I' in Ranald I. Cummings stands for "Incomprehensibleness", one of only four 20-letter words in English that starts with that letter. The Dirty Blondes are shogunate vassals with orders to kill. Their swordsmanship is unmatched.



Thanks, Thomas.