Wine Bangers

Wine Bangers is a hip hop group which makes music that most people say is not hip hop. Wine Bangers consists of Von Smear and Cadaver. Von Smear makes beats that make untrained ears bleed. Cadaver pretends he can rap. Von Smear has a dog named Tera. Cadaver enjoys seafood. Von Smear and Cadaver both enjoy the show Weeds. Cadaver and Von Smear used to be roommates in Kennett Square, PA. Cadaver lives in New Orleans. Von Smear runs a recording studio/artist-booby trapped compound in southeast PA. Cadaver never spits saliva. Von Smear once threw a California Roll at James Spader. Cadaver is rumored to sleep standing up to save time in the morning. Von Smear is deadly with the nunchucks. Cadaver once combo-cussed out a Wawa connivence store manager over an expired newspaper. Von Smear hates Vincent D'Onofrio. Cadaver has crushes on many, many women - most of whom he will never meet. If you can see the Wine Bangers, they can see you. If you can't, you may be only seconds from death.