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We are a Joke that will never die no matter how unfunny it becomes. We play Zombie Country, a musical genre we invented our selves. Now you may ask yourself "Self, why is it that the musical genre, Zombie Country, has up until this time never been explored?" Well brainiac, the answer is fucking simple, no one up until this point has ever been crazy or stupid enough to try it. Some have thought about it then laughed and decided to quit doing so much drugs at one time. Thats the Wilson St. difference, we are that senseless or crazy or .maybe. genius? and we don't even need the drugs!

But don't you worry, I'll eat my words soon enough! Zombie Country will rise one day! There will be like a million copycat bands and Zombie Country will top the Fucking Charts! And all your friends will wear Zombie Country T-shirts and listen to Zombie Country CDs. And you can be like "Hey man, I was there in the beginning, reading the myspace profile that changed the fucking world, I was a Wilson St. fan when you where listening to like Good Charlotte, or whatever damn thing you kids listen to." and you friend will be like "so, everyone read that stupid shit" and you'll be like "fuck you man that 'stupid shit' is my stupid life!" and then they will be like "well maybe you should find something productive to do." and you'll be like "FUCK YOU MAN! I'LL GIVE YOU PRODUCTIVE! I'LL GIVE YOU A WHOLE-FACE FULL OF FIST-SHAPED PRODUCTIVE! I AM A FUCKING SLAVE TO THAT WONDEROUSE TWO-FOUR DRUMBEAT AND THAT GINGLE-GANGLE GUITAR AND THAT BUM-BA-BUM-BA BASS LINE AND THAT 'ARRRGGGRRAUAREJAK' VOCALS! AND IT FUCKING CONTROLS ME AND IT'S TELLING ME TO KILL! I WILL DRINK YOUR FUCKING BLOOD FROM YOUR FUCKING SKULL! ALL MUST DIE IN THE NAME OF ZOMBIE COUNTRY! ALL MUST FUCKING DIE! THERE ARE OTHERS MAN! THERE IS A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY OF US CRAZY BASTARDS AND YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU TOLD ME TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE! RRRRUUUUE!"

and then you'll go to the funny farm cus Zombie Country rotted your fucking brain, but you where kinda a crazy bitch for listening to it in the first place.

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