White Gold and the Calcium
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Guitar geniuses like White GoldSM aren't just born.
They're honed. Crafted. Perfected. It's not genetic
coding; there isn't a strand of DNA that automatically
infuses an artist with milk into their veins
and calcium into their bones. For this maestro,
consumption was the only way to become reborn
and set free.
Before the luscious white mane, the four-hour guitar
solos and ripped abdominals, there was White
GoldSM, the man. A mess of frail hair, a dull smile
and a scrawny body. It was a rockless bottom for
White GoldSM. He couldn't finish a three-song set
without being booed off the stage and thrown out
onto the street.
Then something changed. White Gold'sSM voice
started sounding like nothing ever heard before -
was it voice training or was he more well-rested?
His sculpted biceps were shredding his T-shirts. His
skin had a sexy, healthy glow about it.
Gossip columns questioned whether White GoldSM
had had work done. He strongly denied it, saying,
"Everyone needs to chill, like my milk does.
It's all good. I'm just a vessel for the white genius
to flow."
About this time, White GoldSM met musical phenoms
Skimberly and Wholena, now known across the
world as "The Calcium TwinsSM." The twins' unrivaled
musical talent, matched only by their bewitching
good looks, catapulted White Gold'sSM unique
sound to an unparalleled new level. Together,
they released "Ends, Split Ends." They began selling
out theaters, and their infectious single "The
Milkionaire" began to snowball.
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