Vanity Crash

New vC music to come! Dan, Dennis, Brian, Jason and Tim are polishing their instruments and laying down some new tracks. We are in the writing process and will announce our return to the stage in the near future. We are planning a new and glamorously entertaining show.
CD NOW AVAILABLE ONLINE AT VANITYCRASH.COM
"Drama Kings"
Scene Magazine
"As frontman for the Cleveland retro-glam revisionists Vanity Crash, Folino wraps himself in boas, leather, and cheetah prints, sweating out larger-than-life Revlon rock like a punk peacock. His voice a powerful, poised instrument that's commanding and seductive" - Jason Bracelin
Ten Local Bands to Watch in 2004
Cleveland Free Times
"'Ego and alcohol,' states (lead vocalist) Folino, citing the band's essential ingredients and hinting at an exuberant, tongue-in-cheek quality that mixes well with the band's anthemic tuneswith its glittery costumes and make-up, and Folino's stagey excess and booming voice, Vanity Crash is a splashy addition to the area's music scene." - Anastasia Pantsios
Vanity Crash: Glitz for the Music World
North Coast Voice Magazine
"It's amazing that a band so new can have as faithful of a following as they do. It seems that they as fans have chosen a favorite song already: Legend. In the third verse of this slightly Bowie-esque song of self-bravado, Folino, who is single handedly bringing the classic "rock star front man" aesthetic back to rock n' roll, exclaims Women, ludes and booze, they're my Promised Land, and the crowd just goes nuts" - Lee Barrish
Pirates Cove Show Review
North Coast Voice Magazine
"Vanity Crash further wrecked the brains of the unsuspecting crowd with their scorching interpretation of 70s glam rock, completing their homage with fantastic stage attire and a garnishment of boas and panties which decorated the microphone standthe group's audience was insatiable, further ensuring the panties that dangled from the microphone would need to be changed by the end of the night." - Alana Mileras
A Night at the Theater" - Show Review
Cleveland Free Times
"Vanity Crash took the stage next for a high-intensity set of tunes that featured driving rhythms, spiraling guitars and the amusing rock-star antics of singer Dan Folino, who mockingly glorified himself in the set-closing song, 'Legend.'" - Anastasia Pantsios