Valet Park This

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Valet Park This: Brutally and Beautifully Eunuch, and yes, we mean entirely void of testicular presence. These five girls came together in the heart of Denver, Colorado, to create Jrock inspired, post-industrial glam metal. Their music has been said to be “the work of women who couldn't decide whether to be metal, punk, glam-goth or some kind of edgier indie rock — so they became all of that and somehow managed to make the unlikely blend resonate” (Tom Murphy, The Westword).



The innovative and always varied vocals compliment the heavy guitar and bass riffs. But don’t be too quick to dismiss these girls as heavy and nothing more—the drums break away from the trap of blast beats and overwhelming double bass by creating a consistent and rhythmic insight of band’s clear glam roots. The keyboard peaks through with a flowing and airy synthesized melody, giving the band its signature sound which is playful yet haunting. Welcome to their world.