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Baby I like the way you dance
My Ginger Rogers in tight black pants
And when the guys all look your way
Always makes my fucking day

Check the girl with the big ass
She's gonna brush me when we pass
She wants it, yeah it's true
Just because I'm here with you

Baby I'm not shallow I'm not deep
Just your average judgmental creep
And though I know you're just my type
Let's do away with all the hopes and hype
Cuz I was just thinking of
How ugly people fall in love
Doesn't it remind you of
How ugly people fall in love
And if you ever get like that
I will dump you like a shot
But you're so pretty, and I'm so pretty
And that's the pity
How will we ever know
Why we love each other so

Maybe if I weight a thousand pounds
You wouldn't really want me around
You'd say 'Fatty, fatty, fatty don't you move so slow
Take your big fat shit out of my house and go'
You'd say 'You fat motherfucker don't you move so slow
Get your big old fat shit out my fat house and go'

And then I'd only have myself
And the leftover ice cream on the freezer shelf
You'd move on I know it's true
To some guy who loved you more than he loved food

But I was just thinking of
How ugly people fall in love
Doesn't it remind you of
How ugly people fall in love

And if I ever get that fat you should dump me like a shot
But I'm so skinny, and you're so skinny
And that's the pity
How will we ever know?
Why we love each other so.

Everybody raise your glass
If you've got a big old ass
Raise it up to God above
Because even you (with your big fat ass) can find a love

Be it a guy who's short
Or a girl that's manly
Every Tom, Dick, Harry, and Stanley
Should join me with me and raise a toast
To the one you love the most