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ohh! its muic to my ears!
oh man!
how can i describe the way i feel?!
it's fuckin great man!..ok!
let me see
how can i begin?

Locked in Mariah's wine cellar all I had for lunch,
Was bread wine, more bread wine, and captain crunch,
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
And to soak it up and in between snack, crackers to munch,
Mariah, whatever happened to us, why did we have to break up,
All I asked for was a glass of punch,
You see, I never really asked for much,
I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such,
A nasty breakup with that Latin Hunk
Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up,
I'm not playin, I want her back ya punk,
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk,
Mixed with egyptian, with a little rap and punk
Zapp and Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk,
And yeah baby, I want another crack at ya,
You can beat me with any spatula that ya want
I mean I really want ya bad ya cunt,
Nick you had your fun,
I've come to kick you in your sack of junk,
Man I could use a fresh batch of blood,
So prepare your vernacular for dracula acupunc-ture

(Chorus)
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete sakes he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a Glad bag

You can be a permanent fixture,
In my lyrical mixture,
I'm the miracle whip trickster
My sig-nature sound, when a tube of lipstick's around,
I'm bound to put on in an instant, wow
Man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharma-
Ceuticals,this beautiful, pill dust in my palm, my
Cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle,
Never knew I could remind me so much of my mama,
I'll cut you like Dahmer, pull a butcher knife on ya,
The size of a sword boy, I'm like the fuckin' Red Sonja,
Get it stuck in your cornea,
Nice knowin ya Norman,
You're so fuckin' annoyin,
Drop the shovel boy, you don't know what the fuck your doing
I ain't playin' no fuckin' more,
Nick Cannon ya prick, I wish ya luck with the fuckin whore,
Every minute there's a sucker born,
Snuck up on Malachai made the motherfucker suck on a shuck of corn,
Shuck of, shuck of corn, shuck of corn,
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucking on,
Man what the fuck are ya doin',
You're runnin' over the snow blower,
With the lawnmower, blow on your
Bagpipes from Baghdad

(Chorus)
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag,

In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables,
I bet you they become heterosexual,
Nothing will stop me from molesting you,
Titty fucking you till your breast nipple
Flesh, tickles my testicles,
Is what i said to the two conjoined twins,
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend,
You need some ointment, just set up an appointment,
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one year sobriety coin chip,
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with
Each other, especially when you're joined at the hip,
I'm going to get a needle, and thread from the sewing kit,
And attempt to separate em and stitch them back at the loin shit,
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip
Cookie, lookie even took me a polaroid, flick

(Chorus)
Bagpipes from Baghdad
When will it ever cease, for Pete's sake he's crazy, to say the least
Bagpipes from Baghdad
What's going through my mind half the time, when I rhyme, while blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
Sombody turn the vacancy sign on, 'cause I'm gone, blowing on my,
Bagpipes from Baghdad
I run the streets and act like a madman, holding a gladbag, uh
Bagpipes from Baghdad

(Vocoder) Hum-de-lay-le-lah-aaahhhhhhh (X4)