ThunderCunt

ThunderCunt is an experimental electronic act from outer fucking space. They made (what was meant to be) a brief stop on the Earth in 2005 to probe anuses and sample some of the local drugs before moving on to other planets.

The band quickly discovered a great love for marjiuana. LSD, and opium - and they chose to stay.

Two years later, their first album 'VacciNation' (Europe only) was released. An extremely limited run of hand-numbered LP's were released, which are believed to be very valuable. Digital copies have since been leaked through the dark alleys of the internet. After the release of Vaccination, lead vocalist Satan of Philadelphia was killed while attempting The Running of the Bulls whilst under the influence of LSD and ketamine. The band fell on hard times, and secondary vocalist Martha the Sheep was eaten for sustenance. The remaining members proceeded to release 2008's 'Glowsticks & Ecstasy' as a middle-finger-in-cheek reference to the United States' quickly growing and incredibly superficial trend towards generic electronic music. The album was met with mixed reviews. The band's never-quite-mentally-stable DJ Bloodfart (Dave Garrin) went into a downward spiral, and committed suicide by methamphetamine overdose several months later. This was also a time of civil unrest and societal upheaval on drummer Hammerfuck the Mighty's home planet of XT2-GRA7. Hammerfuck returned home to join the revolution and was killed in action. The surviving members of ThunderCunt gradually began working on new material, but production ground to a halt in late 2009 when lead vocalist Jurg Heikwitzer was arrested about a train in Romania on suspicion of smuggling narcotics. With no charges against him, Jurg was released from custody in 2011 - an event commemorated by the band's release of their third album, 'Do It For Satan' - which has been reviewed as their best work yet. After several years of inactivity, ThunderCunt returned to the Sound Dungeon in late 2016 to begin work on a fourth album.