The Strutts

The Strutts were bio-engineered in the late 80's from a lethal chemical cocktail of Pat Sharps mullet and some of Jeremy Beadles nail clippings (from the little hand). When this already volitile mixture came into contact with some of David Hasselhoffs back hair, rock and roll would be changed forever - for the worse.
The boys managed to escape the lab under one of Terry Nutkins forehead ridges and Nick quickly secured work in the TV spin off of Teen Wolf, due to a vast abundance of shoulder hair.
Upon releasing their controversial first single in late 1987- the punchy political reggae hit 'Rock me like a decepticon (love in a 24th century auto cephalic android prison)' the band recieved rave reviews and went on to support such luminaries as The Hand Shandys and of course who could forget the seminal Dick and the two swingers, who rocketed to fame with such singles as 'Camel toe blues'.
The Strutts now live in the glove compartment of a 1974 austin maxi.
No animals were harmed in the making of this myspace. Except a really ugly pigeon with bent legs.