The Screwtape Letters

From the time before time was time They have been here. They have been watching your every move and listening to your every thought. They have laughed and mocked your feable concept of reality, biding Their time until your weak brain sponges were able to decipher the infinite knowledge They possess. You are still not ready but They are tired of waiting and hungry for your delicious fast foods. It was decided They would begin by inhabiting the bodies of these four insignificant humans, tasking them with carrying Their message to the masses. Many will die from this primitive auditory onslaught, They are not sorry. Thus began The Allen Array.