The Pegs

What can we say? We like robot romance, pink lace panties, battery operated friends, 70's porn. and summer time flings with one legged amputee beach girls! We don't shave.We wax! Sure glad Mr. Miyagi is dead. He didn't surf to good no how! We have two real friends.The almighty American dollar (What’s left of it) and the stock holders over at RJ Reynolds Tobacco Co. DUNK, don't DIP your your chicken McNuggets. Why the hell not. You've got nothing to lose accept your waistline. Faketans and fair-weather friends.That explains 99.9% everyone we know. including you Mr. T. Our claim to fame is smoking cigarettes at North Beach with Tina Turner. Oh, by the way, she really does have hot legs. And such a nice complexion! Are you serious.You think our girlfriends are hot. You can have them for a pack of Winston Lights and a Jack n’ Coke. Make sure you don't forget your rubber patch kits when you pick them up for your ever important first dates. They actually are the perfect chicks, they never complain. Just explode! So relax guy.and breath through you nose