The NonRefundables

$5.99"Take note, aspiring rock musicians: this CD is a perfect example of how you do the racing speed of rock. This is a very disciplined band. You feel the melody in this wild vibe. This is actual songwriting."- Jennifer Layton, Indie-Music.comI would like to say that the NonRefundables are intergalactic rock aliens who landed on the planet earth to teach humans how to party. But it's a complete lie. The truth is really more depressing. While we look like a group of slightly overwieght frat boys, I'll just have to come clean with the public. The NonRefundables are a band of former traveling mercenaries from the continent of Africa-"Dogs of War" if you will. We have done things that we are not proud of . most notably providing security for Queen at Sun City back in '86. That is all in the past now thanks to the "Guitars for Guns" program implemented by the Clinton Administration in 1997. Under the program, former war criminals are given a 2nd chance at life- as D grade local musicians trained by only the best of washed up pop stars (Kevin DuBrow personally taught the band how to wail like 12 year old girls and kick in unison). In addition to touring the great Wyoming Valley, the NonRefundables are most currently taking classes in dramatic E chord sustain.



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