The Mistress

96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That goes without saying. The Mistress, a band going steady for many a new moon, formed from the virtues and deep bonds that dictate human reason, plan their next move. All tales start somewhere. Playing bars and clubs throughout their home settlement (Ottawa) as well as hard dedicated early morning practices have made The Mistress this unruly contagious machine that thrives today. This brainwashing cult of heroes sees no soon end. The dedication in their eyes tells me that they are in this, not just for the easy thrills and willing women, but for much, much more.



"Watching 'The Mistress' felt like witnessing the birth of The Sex Pistols. These guys have the attitude to kick your ass on stage, but are the nicest dudes off the stage! Many bands would kill to have the same 'real' raw energy these guys have."

- Dj Noah - Music Director LiVE 88.5



"I've seen Gwar and you guys were more entertaining" - Audience Member



"You better lock up your daughters when the Mistress comes to your town!" -Norm Howard, Ottawa Guitar Instructor



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CONTACT:

E-Mail:

the_mistress_theband@hotmail.com

Phone:

Sammy@613-261-4484

or Jimmy@ 613-252-5442