tHe JeRkToNeS

Once again, like an old liverwurst hidden at the back of your fridge, the Jerktones will make themselves known to you. Risen from the grave with our NEWEST new singer, DJ Coffin Joe, and ready to kick some ass hardcore and oldschool (or is it hardschool and oldcore? we forget) with our demonistically delightful range of songs. Who can forget such hits as Baby Are You Dead? (about the delights of necrophilia), Lady Frankenstein (oh, the perils of the modern dating world where boys will be girls and the girls will be boys, and some are just scary no matter what the hell they are), Dead People Really Smell (what if you were Charlton Heston in Omega Man- really), Brain-Eating Zombie Girlfriend (when even death does not 'do you part'), and Kreepsville (where the rest of us not-happy, not-shiny people dwell). Come thrill to new hits as we enter the Atomic Age with Ray Gun (when your girl is a death-ray-totin' psychopath), Robot Girl From Another World (oh those mean Robot Girls!), The Brain That Would Never Die (just like the movie, only shorter and better written), X-Ray Specs (what does happen when you can see everything and, in some cases, more than you want to) and yet more to come until you SCREAM with joy or, well, whatever.

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