The Champagne

We know we're not cool. We know we don't look like a real band. We know our style isn't going to appeal to a lot of people. We know we're not getting signed to a major. It's just that we love music. We're fucking obsessed with music. We want people to know about the music we make. We want people to buy our record. We want people to go to our website. We want people to see our video. We are The Champagne, and we're not moving into New York City. Ever.