The Bassturd

The Bassturd is this dude that plays keyboards, sings, raps, sometimes dances, and claims to be from Las Vegas. He records music, releases most of his own material, and plays shows. He's been doing this for 13 years now, and shows no signs of letting up anytime soon. He is a wildly prolific songwriter, having penned well over ten thousand songs. His closet is filled with boxes of recordings, that hopefully no one will ever hear. He is often marginalized, and called things like an "outsider artist" and "weirdo" by those in the know. To date, The Bassturd has released 21 full-length albums, 21 EPs, and one 7 inch single. His work has appeared in some documentaries, student films, and on various compilations over the years.



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This is the animated music video for "Bling Ballz" that my good friend Pope TCB made. ENJOY!!!



THE COMPLETE BASSTURD DISCOGRAPHY:



7 INCH SINGLE



"Dirty Dirty South" (featuring Steely DZL) - 2009 - Shrug/Stone Cold Shit Records - Limited Edition hand-numbered 7 inch single on grey marble vinyl with a one of a kind hand-drawn cover. ORDER NOW!!!



FULL LENGTHS



"131 Songs About An Unhealthy Obsession With A Girl I've Fallen Hopelessly In Love With" - 1996 - Stone Cold Shit Records - cassette only release - 90 min.



"Perry's Poop - Vol. 6" - 1997 - Stone Cold Shit Records - cassette - 60 min.



"The Bassturd Goes To Vegas" - 1997 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"The Body & Blood of Jesus Christ" - 1997 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"A Very Merry Bassturd Xmas" - 1997 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"Love" - 1998 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 90 min.



"Hate" - 1998 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 90 min.



"Vote Oscar & Larry for President & Vice P." - 1998 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"Constructing The Perfect Pop Star" - 1998 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Beer & Clothing In Las Vegas" - 1998 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 90 min.



"Unappealing Love Contraption" - 1999 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"Live From Yo Mama's Bedroom" - 1999 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Enter In Rear" - 2000 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"The Bangler" - 2000 - Stone Cold Shit / Four States Fair - CD



"Rock Honky" - 2000 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"High Concepts Dumbed Down For The Masses" - 2001 Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Blunt / A Mouth Of Teds" - 2002 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Lungs Get Dirty" - 2003 - Stone Cold Shit - cassette - 60 min.



"The Musical Healer" - 2004 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"EVOLVE" - 2008 - Stone Cold Shit - limited edition CD - OUT OF PRINT



"Live - 2008" - 2008 - Stone Cold Shit Reocrds - FREE limited edition CD - OUT OF PRINT



EPs



"Operation Deprogram Civilization" - 2005 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Lo-Fidelity Field Recordings of Music by Munchkins" - 2005 - Stone Cold Shit-CD



"Octopus" - 2005 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Odd Endz" - 2005 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"The Bassturd vs. Skullcaster" - 2006 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Meatfish" - 2006 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Band Themed" - 2006 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Five Covers" - 2006 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"EP 9" - 2006 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Improvised Live" - 2006 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Blue Collar Christmas" - 2006 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"You Can't Spell Unemployed Without EP" - 2007 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Penguin Wagon" - 2007 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Cockfire Miracle" - 2007 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"The Living Shit" - 2007 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"For Those Who Travel By Air" - 2008 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"A Loss For Words" - 2008 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"Bling Ballz" - 2008 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"As If Further Evidence Were Required, The Bassturd Presents Supplemental Documentation Of A Ravaging Descent Into Perilous Madness" - 2008 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"There's No Use In Talking Renewable Energy With The Gas Man" - 2008 - Stone Cold Shit - CD



"The Important Sound Of Things Falling Apart - (A Tribute to DEVO)" - 2009 - Stone Cold Shit - CD