The Asbestos Tampons

The Asbestos Tampons started off as a fake band back in 2003, or some year close to 2003! Everytime we (Capn T and Lord Dingo) were out of town or someplace where people didn't know us, we would tell them that we were in a band!! There was some truth to it! Capn Tampon was in another band at the time! Then one drunken day due to a free, ghetto ass, drumset (courtesy off some fucking crackheads on the east side of Pueblo), and a few left over guitars, the band that had stickers before instruments jammed for the first time!!! It was magical! Not really! Lord Dingo had never played the drums, and Capn Tampon was a bass player. We sucked ass, and still do! At least that's what all these serious, hipster, so called professional musicans tell us!!! Fucking Idiots!!! Then we adopted Henry Hogleg (Who was our bass player until he quit, rejoined, and quit again), and Crimson Cain. (Who played in some kind of techno hippy fuckin band that burned a lot of shit on stage!) Anyway we are still jammin, pissin people off, and gettin fuckin wasted! We've recorded three full length albums, and are almost finished with our fourth (as of summer 2008). As far as our style of music!! Some people get it and some people don't. We could give a fuck less!!!