The Abner

The Abner R.I.P.



After nearly a decade of fun and games, amazing adventures and steak and kidney pie sandwiches covered in ketchup - The Abner has died. We loved every second of the journey, ok well we enjoyed most of the journey. OK look I am lying, there were some

parts that were fucking terrible, especially that lying sod Liam from Evolving Music. Anyway most of our journey was lots of fun.



Part of what made our time on this earth so great was our small but dedicated group of fans who actually liked our music and gave us five minutes of their time. We really appreciate everyone who ever said

hello or bought a shirt or a CD, or made fun of us. We really can't say thank you enough for all your support and friendship over the years.



Like many others before us, we lay down our instruments to let the new breed carry on the flame of rock. Don't cry for us - we have all gone on to a better place : Wilson has started his own fish and chip van, Apple is now directing homosexual

pornography movies, Olv has decided to become a full time woman and has changed his name to Ruth and Dave has become a millionaire business man living in monte carlo. No wait, Dave has become an astronaut travelling in time to fight the black knight. No wait Dave

is a now a robot in the future enslaving the human race. OK look, dave has become a bloody tramp with no friends and lives in a dungeon.



We have uploaded all the tracks we recorded, they are free to download and enjoy. We are all still good pals - there is none of the 'artistic difference' crap. We all just had to move on with life and have new adventures.



DOWNLOAD THE TRACKS HERE



If you want to contact us, don't bother messaging us here, send us emails: We never read our myspace account anymore - its just so 2005! You can reach us at:

Wilson: wilsabner@hotmail.com

Apple: don_appleone@yahoo.co.uk

Olv: olvabner@hotmail.com

Dave: dave@quobix.com



Thank you all for your support, Thank you all for the adventure.

As MJ would say, (when he wasn't dead or being arrested for boy rape): This is it.

Your friendly neighbourhood racists,

The Abner



2001 - 2009



 



THE ABNER - A Day For Light Refreshments



Add to My Profile | Produced By StabilityMedia



TRACKLISTING:

COVER:

1) Attention Please. 4 Minutes Until Bombtime



2) A Day For Light Refreshments



3) Our Resident Harpist Will Entertain You

4) The Penitent Man Will Pass

5) Enjoy The Hum Of Activity In The Hotel Lobby

6) The Curious Tale Of Jack Lemon



*Featuring Original Illustration By Rachel Willis



Released 24th July 2006.

RRP: £5.99

Available to order direct from www.basickrecords.com



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