SWALLOW

I am a wordsmith, anti-singer, songwriter and novice guitarist.

I have hair like a bird's nest.

I am one part of the amazing band TOY TOY



A TRUE STORY by Unkle Sick



After being separated for more than 800 hundred years while I fought in the bloody revolution that proceeded the final disintergration of capatalism, I sought to be reunited with my long lost neice. I knew little of her where abouts other than that for a period she had been trained as a witch docter in Peckham. Luckily I didnt need to look far as it was Demelza (AKA Shasta Screams AKA Swallow AKA Singface) who eventualy found me.



Once apon a time, while buying an electric razor in Elephant and Castle the sky opened up before me and lots of rain and smoke, and fire and stuff like that billowed all around me. In a terrific haste I was suddenly swallowed by the earth. This has nothing to do with Demelza, but its a story I told her with some glee when we did eventualy meet on a No. 36 bus. Since being reunited we have shared many great moments together, crab fishing in whores knickers, or ice skating across sea's of coke. To say that Shasta Screams has the charm of a very nice bow on a large novelty card is ridiculous. She has more talent and special effects than a blockbuster movie, she can leap tall buildings in a single bound, she can recite pie to 15000 decimal receipies. And she can spot a spelling mistake a mile off.