jesse hoolihan polka

i dont do covers but i will cover my head and lower extremities if you throw shit at me. what sets me apart from other bands? im there when there not. you know, funwieoff. I made a word.

I was born in your moms vagina(the other city in minnesota). i like my shit cause i know some people hate my shit and i love it. you know. today is earth day. ancient aztecs celebrated the first earth day with orgies and human sacrifice. so if you aren't fucking or killing today you hate the earth. im going to hump a russian supermodel.

i'm back! what does niet mean? anyway what was i talking about? earth mother fucking day, or as i prefer to refer to it as face fuck your favorite endangered species day. i'm beak boneing a westchester spotted hoot owl as i type. yaaaaaaaaaowly. despite the fact that it is earth day managment at work still insisted i drive my smog spewing 97 chevy cavalier on factories to begin my appointed shift at 6am. it's fucking bullshit. i was going to contact my union rep about this matter till i remembered he was a dipshit.

happy earth day every one. who wants bald eagle smoothies. so with this conversation being had, and the key word being could