Squirtbop

Dear Squirtbop's loyal fans.We (Squirtbop) have decided to take sometime to write to you. When God does not answer the prayers of the people, or give them signs or signals of His existence they often renounce Him and resort to "Eastern thoughts". We do not wish that upon anyone. Thus, here we are, extending an olive branch down from our mountain tops to you, the degenerate people.



We are currently working on our new album. We are not working too hard though, and by working we mean sitting around drinking beer. It has come to our attention that when we work to our fullest potential of comedic genius it is often shuffled off as too "avant-garde", "unnecessary" or just plain "ridiculous". So we are taking a step back and lowering our standards of comedy to come down to your pathetic level. We are doing this to create something that is in your capacity of understanding. You cannot see, hear or smell it, but I just farted. Thank you. In the cumming months, Ryan, Zach, and Eric (us. Squirtbop) will slowly start leaking new tracks onto the internet. There is no need to flock over to our MySpace like the herd of sheep that we have come to know you as. However, when we give you the cue, it will be important that you do.



We are writing songs. Not songs we think are funny, but ones that you will understand as funny. It hasn't been an easy process. We have never had trouble writing before (as our repertoire consists of over 300 songs). We understand comedy in all its facets. This time, however, has been strangely challenging because we must write music that is, well. not funny. We are writing music that you will laugh at. And we don't need to remind you that you do not understand comedy.



So now continue you on with your pathetic lives. working hard, earning degrees, or whatever it is you do to make up a so called existence.



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