Spring Break!

It's real simple. Spring Break! sounds like a full

40oz'er of 211 with a bunch of M80's duct taped to it,

planted in the sand. A bikini babe walks up to it,

lights that shit, and gets all covered in the gravy of

the gods. The projectile shards of recycled glass cut

her all up and down (save for the boo boo's of

course). Then a 30 foot great white shark smells the

blood, "Air-Jaws" it out of the Pacific, and chomps

down. Not yet satisfied, the shark takes out his

boom-box and throws on a Hellhammer tape. Sharky then

begins to mosh, by himself, on the beach while burping

up bones and shit.