Space Vacuum

From the planet Hoover, in the Galaxy of Eureka, we have come to suck. Our mission on earth is to spread the ancient Hooverian knowledge in the form of music we call ELECTROLUXXX which sucks in the best way possible (except when it blows. we pride ourselves on versatility). We plan to probe into the hearing orifice of all who will submit. All who obey our sucking sounds are suckers and we love our suckers. Besides, "Everyone is a winner in Space"!



The Assexx Siblings were activated on the planet Hoover in the Galaxxy of Eureka. The siblings, Asstral, Orgasmatra, Pubitor and Buttronaut combined their surperlative (by Hooverian standards) musical abilities to form a band the likes have never existed. Space Vacuum from Outer Space suck in the best way possible. Upon arriving on the planet the siblings learned English through an excellent tutorial book they found called "Penthouse". Each sibling chose their name from the plethora of interesting words found in this textbook. Within a few weeks the siblings were fluent in English and carnal knowledge.



Once comfortable in their surroundings the siblings began their quest to master Earth's primitive instruments. Each plays all. Pubitor has an affinity for the 6-stringed Warlock, casio keys and voices. Orgasmatra prefers the 4-stringed bigger thing and vocals. Asstral's favorites are the Casio with beats, 6-stringed twangy things and vox. Buttronaut prefers to pound on things.



When not traveling in our Hoovercraft, we enjoy writing music for earthings. Our influences are varied and our style in unpronounceable but we liken ourselves to a cross between Slayer and Laura Brannigan. We currently reside in our space station in Oakland.