soccer dad

Location:
Camel Penis, WF
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Genre:
Black Metal / Christian Rap / Emo
Site(s):
Label:
..1FagKiller Records
Type:
Major
I am the 3/4's retarded ball-sack caddy member of The Glee Club. (I hold the other members nutsacks while they rap so they feel more confident of themselves) I have a flute made from the rotted foreskin of the mummified Lindbergh baby's penis that I play while kicking a bass drum with one my wooden leg (the other leg is made of licorice) and I also yodel in slavic and botswanic languages about various woodland animal molesting activities, going to the gas station and licking the coin return on pay phones, tickling my imaginary friend, Moobarkle, jumping up and down with no pants on in the Chucky Cheese Ball Crawl, and I also do a bit of rap about keeping it real and peeing on my own face when I have a boner and I am riding on my ATV and it is a full moon so I have turned into a werewolf, well sort of, if a werewolf is just a fat stupid gay fuck who thinks he is a werewolf.
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