SCUM BITCH

We have a bunch of different shirts, girlie shirts, hoodies, hats, cumrags, and tons of other bullshit for sale on our website. If you want to buy stuff, check out the website and send me an e-mail at this MySpace page and I will get all the info to you. I prefer PayPal but will take cash as well. I will cut you a deal if you buy a few things at a time. Hail Pizza.



Here's what has happened so far in the Scum Bitch saga. You can go to the official website to read more about these obese wizards of blast.



We started in 1998.

We played fast.

We did a demo.

We worked on a ton of songs.

We did another demo.

We played a couple shows.

We actually started to get a few fans.

We took a hiatus from the scene for a year or so.

We decided to get back together and play faster than before.

We returned and recorded a 3rd demo.

We began to use more of the riffs written by Baron.

We started to sell a decent amount of shirts.

We lost Count Slideula as a guitarist.

We replaced him with Professor Riff.

We played even faster.

We got a dot com address.

We became true rockstars.

We banged out a ton of splits with some great bands.

We banged your granny in the pink portal.

We got another drummer for a month.

We had Baron playing guitar for the first time.

We didn't get the dedication we were hoping, so that ended.

We had Baron playing all the instruments for a while.

We decided to seek out another dedicated drummer in 2005.

We wrote a ton of new songs with the new lineup.

We set fire to a van trasporting 6 lesbians to a dyke rally.

We recorded what will be the first official SB album

.now it's Baron Von Blastbeat and The Fat God on a quest to consume burgers and play grindcore.



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