Safety Dance

Only once an appropriate amount of research has been completed shall a biography of SafetyDance have any significant value.



This is what we know so far:



limb = 12

moustache = 2

beard = 1.5

top hat = variable

slide whistle = 1

magic point = 58

purity = +4

drinking strength = -23

entertainment = 82

weight = 210 kg



Most likely reaction to a close encounter with these individuals:



sheer terror



Safety Dance: "My Family is Robots"

Video directed by Luke Tierney.