Rendered Doubtful

To Rendered Doubtful,



As rumors of this legendary Ohio Valley Music Mainstay permeate of a possible iron-clad reunion of epic proportions I must comment:



Like you yourselves have declared, you are lame, no one likes you, and you enjoy giving blowjobs to runner duckies and British Panda Bears while sticking lit candles up your buttholes. I for one will be boycotting this disgraceful suggestion. remember that these young men sing about the devil and sin and drugs and pornography, and all those other bad and disgusting things



I hope that all of you out their in the Ohio Valley will remember the auditory torture and groin pain they had to suffer through while watching this band play a "show" while they were waiting fro such hot acts as I am Enron, The Mayday Aftermath, or Long Had Fall, you know, those bands that really mattered, those bands that brought in the big bucks and made big names of themselves in the rebirth of the 740/340 scene



Remember Kiddies: If you see a flyer with this band's name on it, do whatever it takes to deface or destroy it!!!. If they post bulletins or send you comments or messages, block them!! If they request your friendship, tell tom about that shit, they are really just a group of weird sexual predators anyway, I'm sure Tom wants to shut that shit down.



Thank you for your time and dedication, together we can top this vile beast known as Rendered Doubtful. If its the last thing we do!!!!!!!!!



-Mark "Cockblock Flip-Flop" Conlon