We are a band, we've done some stuff, played some shows, recorded some tunez, drank some beerz, ate ALL of the Taco Bell.
Derek and Cody played some stuff, then Jesse and Rob played stuff with them, and also Eric, then Eric got the boot, the Rob moved to Chicago for language, then Jesse went to artist school, then Vesper started playing stuff, then Grizloch played stuff too, then the people left played on a compact disc called "Floor Gore McGee Dicks" or something like that, then they headlined a Deeds of Flesh show, then they played on a compilation, some Outhouse Records or something various artists like, then they played on a split miniature compact disc with Autolytic Society and Ultra Septic Cuntwash (FROM THE UK, W00000W!!!!), then they went on a show playing road trip with Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition notebook, but then they had to go back to France because Canada didn't like them very much, everyone was bummed, then they played on a jail worthy cassette tape with Cemetery Rapist, which took a long time and was probably worth it in the long run, then, wait, before that they played on a road trip of shows with Splitter (from SWEDEN!!! W000000W!!!), they were fuckin cool dudes, especially Enrico, he was a literal fuckin' cool dude (where were her nips?), then after that and the cassette that came out they played in a fancy studio with this guy Bret and another guy Ryan, then Vesper didn't want to play together anymore, then this other kid played with us for a minute, Aaron I think, but then he disappeared, like alien abduction style, but then Scott came, and he was pretty fuckin awesome, so now he plays with the other guys from before, except for Vesper who quit, someday all of the playing that they did in the studio will be reproduced on a compact disc, or maybe a vinyl record or two, I guess we'll see.
To be continued.
