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JP Inc. is a wonderful company, specializing in a variety of quality products and services. The company's most recent venture as the newest TV network on the dial, features some of the most enjoyable programming for your family's entertainment and viewing needs.
An audio album of the JP Inc. Network's beloved TV theme songs and commercials has been released by a company called Comedy Central™. The album is a blast to enjoy!
JP Inc. is likely headed to your city soon to give a live presentation on the benefits of adding the JP Inc. Network to your cable subscription! Visit the internet for tour dates and more information.
JP Incorporated
"We've been in business for years"
"Unbelievably funny!", "A Perfect score!" - The Onion "[An Album of Distinction] is hilarious" - Boston Herald "[His] Greatest album ever!", "Mr. Hasson has herein withforth found the perfect concept to complement his bizarre sense of humor and warped-muzak songwriting style" - Mark Prindle