Mike Dorn

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Mike Dorn – I Killed the Ice Cream Man



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NOW you can order Mike Dorn T-Shirts and more coool memorabilia! Just go to;http://www.cafepress.com/mikedorn OK ,IF YOU COMMENT ON MY PAGE AND LEAVE HTML AND I SEE YOUR PROFILE IS SET TO BLOCK HTML,I DELETE YOUR COMMENT!MIKE DORN DISCLAIMER; All characters in my songs are fictional and intended soley for entertainment. I have not nor do I intend to kill an ice cream man. There is no Whistle Dick MaGoo and he was not run over by a runaway ice cream truck. .Iharbor no ill intentions towards the operarors of ice cream trucks or their industry. I would not reccomend giving hippy chicks at the planetarium the prize from your Honey Nut Cheerios. I don't really mean it when I say Taco Bell food is " Dogfood, straight from HELL! " Dockers are perfectly fine pants to wear and don't necessarily make you a yuppie. Just because you live in suburbia doesn't mean your life is meaningless and your wife doesn't love you. The people who run utility companies and the friend of the court aren't really BASTARDS. hmmm oh, what the Hell? Yes! They are BASTARDS!!!! It's o.k. to go to carnivals. You won't be haunted by Dead Carnival Friends. Ladies 19 and up, if middle-aged men twice your age with leather red faced alcoholic appearance approach you, they are not necessarily SCAMMING on you. AND. rollerblading through downtown Royal Oak in spandex with a frappacino early friday evening is not being a poser, pretentious, show offy, shallow, superficial, phoney or Hollywood. You're fine. I'm just a malcontent with a twisted imagination. Enjoy yourself! Try not to get my lyrics stuck in your head. I'm not responsible for what happens HOME OF THE I.U.E.D. (inter-uterine explosive device) Ask me to show you mine!. Really, you don't need to know a bunch of crap about me. I write a ton of songs and make a point to be unique. What's the point of doing this if you're just a bad copy of someone original? I'm a bad copy of MYSELF! Some of the songs people seem to know me for are; HOLY MOLEY ; PLANETARIUM GIRL ; SUBURBAN MAN ; OPEN MIKE MIKE ; THIS AINT BURGER KING ; I WANNA BE HAPPY ; I KILLED THE ICE CREAM MAN; AMERICAN PIE GUY ; HERMIT ; DEAD CARNIVAL FRIENDS; GRAVEYARD RHAPSODY; LIVIN ON THE INTERNET ; WHISTLE-DICK MAGOO; THE GIRL FROM TACO BELL; ALL THE BROKEN TOASTERS; MARS; TOLEDO; SPOT SPIDER; IN THE HEART OF THE POET GIRL; TELEVISION EYES.And tons more.It's mostly about having fun and as I said being UNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please contact me if you are i n t r i g u e d by all this.I know I am!



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