The holidays are right around the corner and that means people are busier than ever trying to finish last minute shopping, baking, and attemtping to get out of work as quickly as possible. We see you, and we’ll try to cough loudly and distract your boss as you sneak out the back.
Nick Offerman knows that ain’t nobody got time to read Twas The Night Before Christmas. That rhyming story takes forever and isn’t really culturally relevant anymore. What dudes still sleep in caps? Did they ever?
Thankfully, Offerman is providing a much quicker, more condensed version of the classic holiday tale, complete with commentary. Enjoy.
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