This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: October 20, 2017

As originally seen on Exclaim.ca.

Kylo Ren is living on a prayer, Family matters, a message to you Rudy, final Jeopardy, the "F" in KFC might actually stand for "funny," the NBA's herd mentality, hilarious tweeters start leaving twitter, an awkward moment with Bob Dylan and much more from this week in funny tweets.
 
October 14

"You're 18, your parents can't tell you what to do anymore"

first of all, I'm not white

— r a m a n 🕷 🎃 (@Ramankaur925) October 15, 2017

The Four Horsemen of The Bubble of Silicon Valley Venture Capitalists. pic.twitter.com/qt4S3sDehK

— Mjölnir of Hope (@HopeStillFlies) October 14, 2017

Today, @realDonaldTrump is playing golf while 91% of Puerto Rico is still without power and 36% still don't have running water. pic.twitter.com/xbzgg7U6Gj

— Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) October 14, 2017

this is literally twitter pic.twitter.com/UoWnFVtvaA

— karen h. (@karenyhan) October 15, 2017

October 15

i love the idea of republicans angrily saying "merry christmas" to everyone. just spitefully spreading holiday cheer

— Hippo (@InternetHippo) October 15, 2017

bro u ever jus get fuckin trashed n then write a series of thought provoking essays

— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) October 16, 2017

October 16

This was such an amazing burn that I wanted everyone else to savor it with me. pic.twitter.com/Wi8e8SwgvG

— The Wombat Resists (@UrsulaV) October 16, 2017

[before meditation]
I just wanna kill someone

[after meditation]
and I know EXACTLY how

— John Darby (@mrjohndarby) October 16, 2017

Bye, y'all! I'm leaving! pic.twitter.com/whxU12KDO0

— joe mande (@JoeMande) October 16, 2017

October 17

Stop your messing around pic.twitter.com/Sls0tOgYKv

— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) October 17, 2017

BON JOVI pic.twitter.com/zYo2udoWgz

— Semi-Dead Stochasmic (@mitdasein) October 17, 2017

THIS IS THE DRAMA I LIVE FOR pic.twitter.com/zRfX46SDVW

— earl simmons (@iamsamkeller) October 17, 2017

Travis Bickle pic.twitter.com/0zrV1FWI3i

— Matt 🎃swalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 17, 2017

October 18

Current mood: Bob Dylan in the 'We are the world' video. pic.twitter.com/Ki8xzt08A8

— Sam Hammond (@vomcruise) October 18, 2017

October 19

Absolutely amazing weird NBA moment find by @NBA_Reddit's u/Colvjs, every Suns player starts running at same EXACT time after turnover pic.twitter.com/ztQgZRzIyR

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) October 19, 2017

.@KFC follows 11 people.

Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb.

11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

— Edge (@edgette22) October 19, 2017

The best thing about Eminem's rap is the terrible Republican responsespic.twitter.com/MpwUhyBuNZ

— jordan ghoul 👻☠️🎃 (@JordanUhl) October 19, 2017

How does a simple question to Trump about Niger turn into "WE'RE IN A FIGHT WITH A BLACK LADY IN A COWBOY HAT AND WE NEED $25,000!" pic.twitter.com/HHGJ0Fwl4Q

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 20, 2017

This moral rehabilitation of GW Bush is baffling.  I was a full grown adult during his presidency. Shall we review the highlights?

— Shannon Carey (@scmaestra) October 20, 2017

October 20

Reminder, If you're gonna come at me on twitter can you please remember it's "failing" comedian, not failed. I'm still in the process, geez

— Mark Forward (@MarkForwardd) October 20, 2017

Whatever. Does he stand for the national anthem? https://t.co/2rJVSUIc4k

— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 20, 2017

What is even the point of satire anymore? pic.twitter.com/dfOrDycVQU

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 20, 2017

Popcorn is the only food that people are ok just completely missing their mouths.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) October 20, 2017