« There was no pineapple on our Hawaïan, so we fucked him up » say the tormentors.
Abducted and sequestered in a beer storage, a pizza delivery man was allegedly subjected to multiple beatings. Bound to a chair, the poor guy has successively had his skull scalped, been shot with darts, had an eye enucleated, all of this “without any pressure” says one of the barbarians. Icing on the cake, the victim was allegedly subjected to testicles removal with shears during the assault, actually well-deserved given the seriousness of the offence.
