Ghost Selling New Watch

Published: October 30, 2014

Would love to have this

They made dildos — why not a watch? Because really, you need to know what time it is when you’re fucking yourself.

They’ve made just 150 of them (smart), meaning chances are you won’t fucking get one.

Why make just 150 of something?

I guess, maybe, they’ll make more if they all sell quickly, and chances are they will. But I’d actually like to be able to get this watch, but doubt I’ll even remember tomorrow to try to get one here.

Yes. Go here to learn more about the watch, and for more details.

The watch goes on sale tomorrow.

Halloween.

How convenient, Vannen…how convenient.

It’ll cost you $65, by the way. Not bad for a decent watch like that.

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