BURZUMhas been described as music to make mortals dream, and The Ways of Yore (Candlelight) will do just that, because itll put you to sleep. I guess living in France cant be that cheap; it seems like Varg cranks records out once a year or so. Im not going to delve into his politics, the fact that hes a murderer or anything like that. This release is not black metal at all — not that anyone really expected that. Clocking in at a little over an hour, this is a fully realized dark ambient piece. It may seem like I like this; I dont. This comes across like that part in Zeppelins “No Quarter,” you know, before it kicks into the jam. Certainly, this is no Filosofem. The synths here sound dated, a little like old Pink Floyd, and the whole album seems to drag a little too much for my pecking taste. There are parts here and there that dont completely sound like overindulgent Rick Wakeman worship, but theres no overall feeling of despair or dread. You certainly wont be jamming this one on a road trip. So, like, get your pink underwear on and, I dunno, go get Filosofemif you want something like this. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz. 3 Fucking Pecks.
I cant say Im too sure what to make of BLOODSOAKED‘s new one, Religious Apocalypse. Its not really a record, because its like three new songs, some covers and some live stuff. The new songs are cool, guttural death metal that dont just rely on pig grunts and blast beats. The material is strong and goes for the jugular. Old-school death metal thats pretty mean, with a little groove. As far as the covers go, I dont think you’ve lived until youve heard death metal versions of Cinderella and Ratt. The live songs here lend to the vibe of the record and let you know how good the band can be. Overall, this is a pretty fun release, and Ive gotta say Im glad I heard it, but Im not sure Id buy it. 6 Fucking Pecks.
So, I havent heard the new PHOBIA EP, Grindcore, on Deep Six, but Im willing to bet that it rules. Phobia rules, and if you didnt know, now you do.
Waldo out.
