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OUR RECORDING OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S CLASSIC "THRILLER"!!! POSSIBLY THE GREATEST VERSION OF THRILLER EVER RECORDED!!! I PLAYED IT FOR MICHAEL AND HE SEEMED KIND OF SAD. I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG AND HE SAID '", OH, I JUST REALIZED I COULD HAVE DONE SOOOO MUCH MORE WITH MY VERSION." .



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We have been around. Remember that time when we played at that restaurant and we kept calling those yuppies a bunch of cunts and the club manager came and told us we were done and i yelled at him to get the fuck off my stage and started swinging my guitar at him like a battleaxe and he sent that HUGE bouncer over and the guy picked me up and body slammed me and i thought my back was broken but later the doctor said it was just a case of seperated ribs and then they finally let me outta the hospital the next day and i was all doped up and still in my hospital gown and we rushed downtown and played that all ages afternoon show and my ass was hanging out of my gown the whole time and after we finished we just sat on the stage and made out with all those girls? And that show at bam-bam's where that stripper was dancing to that Link Wray song (-ed.) and larry jammed that beer bottle up her ass and then i pissed on the drums in the middle of "nervous breakdown" and the drummer quit the band and left and we were all still onstage and i started playing his pissy drums and my girlfriend came up and we started making out while the band played and then we ended up fucking right there and after awhile the whole crowd ended up on the stage and all those other people started playing our instruments and they were playing some crappy blues jam while we humped and you threw the bass head onto the drums and it snapped the neck off the bass and then larry set the stage on fire and the club owner shut us down and said he wasn't gonna pay us for that " crap" and we were lucky we weren't in jail after fucking a 13 year old on his stage and then he made us pay for the microphone we broke? And all those shows where i got blowjobs during my guitar solos? Damn i miss the purple onion. And what about that show we played with Tiger Army?