The Widower

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I'm.I've been married.several times4, to be particular.my wives.something always.happensI can't remember.who are you?

No, I don't know where Elizabeth is.she went.took a trip.on holiday.was supposed to be back sunday.Please, you must go now. No.Not the basement! YOU CAN'T GO IN THE BASEMENT!! Well, if you must.

I wouldn't want it said that I wasn't cooperative with Scotland Yard.

No, I Insist. You go first Inspector.



I don't seem to have very good luck with my wives, or should I say they don't have very good luck with me?



Something always happens.to them.heart attack, suicide, sometimes silently while sleeping.

they all go peacefully. Mostly.