Mr Alphabet

NEWS JUST INthe legendary "worst song in the world EVER" has been added. "D Song" was written in under 5 minutes while under the influence of 14 litres of sunny d.

read what the music world say about it.



"i would rather stick a red hot poker up my ass than have to listen to that awful "D Song" again" (NME).

"that Mr A sucks big time0/10" (the rolling stone magazine).



one day in october 2005 robert smith was down his local poundshop in search of that exclusive £1 'everlasting curry' when he had a brainwave. what he wanted to make his life complete was some buttmunch to murder his beautiful songs. later that night as the turtle got curious robert sat on his throne with a look of extreme pain on his face due to pinching off an exceptionally large loaf.his dream came truehe had produced a singing poo (bit like mr hanky but not exactly cos i dont wanna be sued by south park over singing poos copyrights, and anyway the one in question here is not a xmas poo, it's more of an autumny poo."robert smith, the top is the best album eveeeer")

anyway back to the story.as robert soothed his stinging ring and nobby stiles with preparation h cream he named the stinky turd 'mr alphabet' and ordered him to record the "crappy medley".and thus mr alphabet was invented.

robert has announced it as "THE BEST ANAL RELEASE EVER AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN YOU DONT LIKE THE CURE.LOVE ROBERT XX (THE CAPS SHIFT WHORE OF OLD LONDON TOWN)"