Mitchells Folly

MITCHELLS FOLLY CREED



Mitchells Folly does not know its way around a sound board.

Mitchells Folly does not know if "soundboard" is one word or two words.

Mitchells Folly will stare at your girlfriend, and she will stare back.

Mitchells Follys' lead singer does not know how to tune his guitar.

Mitchells Folly believes whiskey should be made in Tennessee, PERIOD.

Mitchells Folly prefers to be drunker than its audience.

Mitchells Folly does not have small man syndrome.

Mitchells Folly is not ready for a relationship.

Mitchells Folly does not have to go to work tomorrow.

Nickleback needs to shut up and fix my car.

Mitchells folly strongly advises you not to work out more than three times a week.

Mitchells Folly will touch your soul like a gentleman, but might not call you back.