Mister Neutron

In 1817, Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin, boldly stated that great things always come in threes.



In 1998, Whitney's baffling non sequitur was finally proven correct when Mister Neutron, a surf/instrumental/garage trio from New Jersey, burst onto the gimpy rock 'n' roll scene. They packed a wallop, offering three times the talent, displaying times the creativity, and consuming three times the legal limit of cotton and gin.



Mister Neutron is Damian Fanelli (dapper guitarist and music writer), Tony Fanelli (bassist and lover of fine things) and Drew Paradine (drummer and champion mouser).



When the members of Mister Neutron aren't holed up in their secret mountaintop hideout, plotting and scheming a host of ill-conceived money-losing capers, they are thrilling audiences across the United States with their creative, original modern-surf melodies, their lightning-fast playing and their subtlety and tightness, the result of having played together in various projects since 1984.



Join the crowds from New York to San Diego! Thrill to Mister Neutron's ferocious double picking, chilling glissandos and risky trem-bar bends! Gawk and grin at the best instrumental rock you'll hear in the Nuclear Age!



Mister Neutron: Women want them, men want to be them. Luckily, with recent advances in identity theft, anything is possible!