The Misfats

Please don't try to book the band through this page. Send all booking requests to "booking at misfats dot com" (spelled out to foil spam spiders) or visit www.misfats.com for more info.



Doing interviews is fun. Go read this small town rag blurb!!!



We were on Canadian radio? Check out the march 18th show!!!!



Check out our official blog site http://themisfats.blogspot.com/



We are easily the fatest people to ever appear in blender magazine!!!



MISFATS MODEL SEARCH!



Think you've got ALL that it takes to be the Number One Misfats Model?

Want to thumb your nose at that Lane Bryant rejection letter? Look

good in black super-stretchy goodness? Then we want to hear from you!



The Misfats, as seen in Kerrang! and Blender magazines, is hosting a model search. And by "hosting" and "search," we mean the laziest

versions of those possible. Send us pix and an essay why YOU wanna be

our Primo Fat Girl.



Benefits include (but not limited to):

- Instant and HUGE Internet exposure!

- Professional photos to fatten your portfolio!

- Adulation and respect from those Earthbound Buddhas, those Warriors

With Spare Tires, those Diabetic Darlings of the Scenester World, THE MISFATS!



Meet your American Fat Idol judges who're definitely NOT above bribery

of the hungriest kind at http://www.misfats.com or

http://www.myspace.com/misfats.



Come, waddle among us.



Must be available in Portland, Oregon area.

Send email to: misfats@volumeunlimited.com